i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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