Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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