tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
