she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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