Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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