Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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