She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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