I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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