Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No subtext here. People are naked.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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