and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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