i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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