He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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