Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
