i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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