Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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