Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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