All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm at about main and main street
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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