He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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