do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
