the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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