3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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