I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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