I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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