Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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