I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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