He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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