she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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