Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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