I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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