normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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