...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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