I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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