Sry I called you an 8
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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