I wish I could punch you in the face.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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