He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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