k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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