Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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