Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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