so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You are a genius and a whore.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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