Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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