You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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