Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I know her cup size but not her name....
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