i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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