i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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