Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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