i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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