I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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