Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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