I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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