She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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