Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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