bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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