Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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