3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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