i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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