Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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