ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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